(taken off from Hajime/pigsky's. Proof of Reading. LoL)
01. Have you ever tried to cut yourself?
Papercut!!!Seldom.
02. Have ever attempt to commit suicide?
I 'banzai charged' at enemies in games. Does that counts???
03. What did you intended to do then?
Do what?Myself?Nah.I am not christian. If I do myself, I wouldn't be going to
hell.
04. Why didn't you do it?
Because there's more life to be wasted. Life should be for the rush. Not in a
rush.
05. Have you ever try knocking your head against the wall?
Yup. It feels ok.
06. Have ever try to hit yourself?
Yes. That's when I am training for an "Iron Vest".
07. Drank detergent before?
Nah. But soap taste ok.
08. Fell into drain?
No. I get into drain more often than falling into it.
09. Experience before of being almost drown?
Nay.
10. Seen an accident before?
Ya. He got run down. Classmate of mine.
11. Slapped by someone before?
Other than parents.....some but I forgot their names.
12. Slapped someone before?
Never. Slapping is NOT COOL. Unless I want to be in a HEAT SITUATION.
13. What ended your last relationship?
I dumped her.
14. What made you smile today?
MacDonalds.
15. What were you doing this morning at 8a.m.?
Having a dream which I screamed at someone.
16. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
MacDonalds.
17. Something that happened to you in 1985?
Masa masa with the girl next door. She got married (not to me)
and 3 kids (not with me) now.
18. Your prom night?
WtF is THAT?
19. Last thing you said aloud?
A MCSPICY meal TO GO!
20. Last thing someone else said aloud?
A MCSPICY meal TO GO!
21. Worst thing currently on television?
Not happening yet.
Joanne Peh will going steady with David Jiang in that Doctor show.
KIss my fucking fat white ass HELL NO!!!!
22. What was in the mail today?
I never check my mail.
23. How many different beverages have you drank today?
2. The essential water and coke.
24. What is your favorite part of the day?
The part where I wake up with a warm babe lying next to me. (It never happened).
25. Your to-do list for tomorrow?
Do the laundary. Mum is out of country.
26. Least favorite place to shop?
I don't really shop. Ok. Tampines central.
27. Last thing you bought?
Mcspicy meal upsize.
28. Funniest thing you heard all day?
We need the stocklist by Friday.
29. Funniest thing(s) you've said today?
Sure you get the stocklist by Friday.
30. What color is your front door?
Pink. Bandung Pink.
31. Beautiful Is :
a Concept to Oppose Mundane and Ugly.
32. Describe your keychain:
A fucking O ring.
33. Where do you keep your change?
In my pocket.
34. What kind of winter coat do you have?
Come and feel it. It's warm and nice just before my chest.
35. What was the weather?
It's like last march just more rain.
36. Last ice cream flavor you tasted?
Vanilla.
37. Last rainbow you saw?
The sky at last rainbow.
38. Something you are excited about?
Packing up and closing down.
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39. Last porn watched?
They look all the same.
40. Lose cool online?
Not yet.
41. Something silly you read online?
Someonesuspected2bafag: KON (guy) take it off.
KON: Take what off?
42. Kissing skill?
I rate myself R. R for Raw.
43. Visual Kei is
Overrated.
44. Carbon copy VK is
Holy Blasphemy.
45. Joining a Band to play dress up but no play gig is
An insult to all musicians and intellects to all sheeps of better dressed bands.
46. VK kopicat sing Hokkien old school is
7th month arrive too early.
47. Hokkien Death Metal is
Not VK. It's just random wailing except in hokkien.
48. Nose in hanky
because of running nose.
49. Keeping your style means
compromising my sense of good fashion.
50. Good art on a piece of crap paper
means elevating the status of the honest crap paper.
Please don't copy wholesale lest you want good people of bad nature to bad mouth yourself leading to a situation whereby I will be blamed for your bad fortune.
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