An Emo MEME ( i suppose)

(taken off from Hajime/pigsky's. Proof of Reading. LoL)

01. Have you ever tried to cut yourself?
Papercut!!!Seldom.
02. Have ever attempt to commit suicide?
I 'banzai charged' at enemies in games. Does that counts???
03. What did you intended to do then?
Do what?Myself?Nah.I am not christian. If I do myself, I wouldn't be going to
hell.
04. Why didn't you do it?
Because there's more life to be wasted. Life should be for the rush. Not in a
rush.
05. Have you ever try knocking your head against the wall?
Yup. It feels ok.
06. Have ever try to hit yourself?
Yes. That's when I am training for an "Iron Vest".
07. Drank detergent before?
Nah. But soap taste ok.
08. Fell into drain?
No. I get into drain more often than falling into it.
09. Experience before of being almost drown?
Nay.
10. Seen an accident before?
Ya. He got run down. Classmate of mine.
11. Slapped by someone before?
Other than parents.....some but I forgot their names.
12. Slapped someone before?
Never. Slapping is NOT COOL. Unless I want to be in a HEAT SITUATION.
13. What ended your last relationship?
I dumped her.
14. What made you smile today?
MacDonalds.
15. What were you doing this morning at 8a.m.?
Having a dream which I screamed at someone.
16. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
MacDonalds.
17. Something that happened to you in 1985?
Masa masa with the girl next door. She got married (not to me)
and 3 kids (not with me) now.
18. Your prom night?
WtF is THAT?
19. Last thing you said aloud?
A MCSPICY meal TO GO!
20. Last thing someone else said aloud?
A MCSPICY meal TO GO!
21. Worst thing currently on television?
Not happening yet.
Joanne Peh will going steady with David Jiang in that Doctor show.
KIss my fucking fat white ass HELL NO!!!!
22. What was in the mail today?
I never check my mail.
23. How many different beverages have you drank today?
2. The essential water and coke.
24. What is your favorite part of the day?
The part where I wake up with a warm babe lying next to me. (It never happened).
25. Your to-do list for tomorrow?
Do the laundary. Mum is out of country.
26. Least favorite place to shop?
I don't really shop. Ok. Tampines central.
27. Last thing you bought?
Mcspicy meal upsize.
28. Funniest thing you heard all day?
We need the stocklist by Friday.
29. Funniest thing(s) you've said today?
Sure you get the stocklist by Friday.
30. What color is your front door?
Pink. Bandung Pink.
31. Beautiful Is :
a Concept to Oppose Mundane and Ugly.
32. Describe your keychain:
A fucking O ring.
33. Where do you keep your change?
In my pocket.
34. What kind of winter coat do you have?
Come and feel it. It's warm and nice just before my chest.
35. What was the weather?
It's like last march just more rain.
36. Last ice cream flavor you tasted?
Vanilla.
37. Last rainbow you saw?
The sky at last rainbow.
38. Something you are excited about?
Packing up and closing down.
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39. Last porn watched?
They look all the same.
40. Lose cool online?
Not yet.
41. Something silly you read online?
Someonesuspected2bafag: KON (guy) take it off.
KON: Take what off?
42. Kissing skill?
I rate myself R. R for Raw.
43. Visual Kei is
Overrated.
44. Carbon copy VK is
Holy Blasphemy.
45. Joining a Band to play dress up but no play gig is
An insult to all musicians and intellects to all sheeps of better dressed bands.
46. VK kopicat sing Hokkien old school is
7th month arrive too early.
47. Hokkien Death Metal is
Not VK. It's just random wailing except in hokkien.
48. Nose in hanky
because of running nose.
49. Keeping your style means
compromising my sense of good fashion.
50. Good art on a piece of crap paper
means elevating the status of the honest crap paper.


Please don't copy wholesale lest you want good people of bad nature to bad mouth yourself leading to a situation whereby I will be blamed for your bad fortune.

Watched: Letters from Iwo Jima

The Other Half to Flags of Our Fathers.

The first movie tells about the story of the Invaders (or rather the Away team) and how the planting of a flag on Iwo Jima's Mt. Suribachi affects the War and back home. I didn't watch it so I probably couldn't draw a straight to back contrast and comparison.

Letters from Iwo Jima is the story of the Defending Party (the Home Team). Where as the flag planters lives and tell their story in glory, the Japaneses of this war lies buried, voice muted to, their tales folded in envelopes until found by a team of archaloegoist in 2005.

The film is not 100% historically accurate so view it with an open mind.

If something like this is made by the Japanese, the media from all over the world (especially South Korea and Taiwan. PRC don't talk. They ban) will have a field day on the pro-militant side of Japan. Fortunately it's made by Clint Eastwood and probably no one contest about the Japanese portrayal that much.

Watched: Epic Movie

Much that I didn't want to write about but paying $9 to watch it...justify me a need to write it.

What's Epic Movie all about??? Epic Movie is a result of the Scary Movie and Date Movie heritage. However being NC16 means it's limited on certain things (how a rating makes a movie? It makes helluva differences.).

While having only one main plot over in the previous Movie(s), Epic Movie take it upon them to interweave 2 main plot upon them, something which is a NoNo for a real "Epic" movie.

Basically they weaved Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Narnia as a main line (althought Narnia is the main line).

Story starts with the origin of the 4 protagonists finding the Willy Wonka's Golden Ticket:
- Lucy (the dumbshit) 's origin is a parody of The Da Vinci Code
- Edward's is of Nacho Libre
- Susan's is of Snakes in the Plane althought there's a snide at Bradangelina's Adoption of Children and Paris Hilton
- Peter's of X-men 3 (with the compulsary Carmen Electra Moment) + Typical High School Movie involving Geeks trying for the Golden Jock's Gal.

Assembling the orphans after, Willy Wonka enslaves the Orphans to express his true colours...the Orphans are ingredients for his Chocolates and Candies!!!! As Willy Wonka is heard from afar, the 4 dash for a place to hide from him (a setup to of course for the Narnia parody).

Dumbshit Lucy ,having all the hiding places taken, scurry off to a room with, what else?, a large wardrobe.

Thus the story takes to the Gnarnia (pronounce with a silent G) setting.

From there the story moves a cow pace drawing references to Pirates of the Caribbean, MTV programme Cribs, Punk'd, Harry Potter, Superman Returns and alot more.

Viewed singular gags by themselves is good. As a movie???Not so much. The problem is with the transition as well as predictibility yet without the SHOCK and AWE required. You might see something coming in but will it hit it harder than it seems? Some of the gag is took too long and the movie lost it's way unlike the earlier Movie faeces.

Watched : Ghost Rider

Ghost Rider's looks and design is more known to the public than his origin and storyline. Henceforth the movie is given quite ample space to butcher and create a "movie" Ghost Rider.

The premises is simple. Man make pact with the Devil. Man was tricked but force to act for the Devil. Man fear the Devil will take away everything he loved. He ran and left love behind.

That's whats on the begining. A very smooth transition to foretell a tale of Regret and Lost and Burden. Young Johnny Blaze fled from Roxanne out of fear and remorse.

Over the years, Johnny Blaze performed daredevil jumps that no one dares to attempt and cheated Death as Mephistopheles (explaination later) kept him alive by his pact.

On the anniversary of his father's death, he made a personal tribute to his father. Here he was given the sign he was looking for : redemption. Meeting Roxanne after all these years again, sparked his hope that "perhaps, he finally overcome his fears".

However, Mephistopheles once again required a bounty hunter to do his dirty deeds. Blackheart, his son, had came for a contract which might help him to overthrow Mephistopheles. The contract, of a thousand souls, was cheated from Mephistopheles as the last incarnation of Ghost Rider rode off with it. Mephistopheles was afraid that Blackheart might be able to defeat him with this extra leverage thus finally awakened the Ghost Rider in Johnny Blaze.

Just when he thought he no longer had to fear.

Night time came and in the presence of evil, the Ghost Rider awakes.

The first night of the new Ghost Rider left trails of destruction and mayhem. The police placed Johnny Blaze for the murder of the nightman and others murdered by Blackheart. Johnny Blaze also didn't go for the "redeeming date" with Roxanne and on top of that, he woke up and felt like "as if my head was on fire".

Arrested and taken for detention prove too difficult for Blaze as the night comes. Breaking out of jail with a new jacket(in joke. References to probably Terminator.), Blaze continue to seek out Blackheart. In pure cheesy Kungfu movie/videogame style, Blaze fought another Hidden (there's 3 of them. He killed the Earth fellow on night 1) after a seemingly relentless pursue by the police. Roxanne saw firsthand of Johnny Blaze as the Ghost Rider. Blaze fled once again from Roxanne.

Roxanne return to Blaze's apartment, believing the "hocus pocus" that Blaze told her, earlier on, was true now that she witness it. Blackheart took off with her before Blaze when he returned from the Graveyard he took refuge in. Given no choice, Blaze went to seek the Contract from the caretaker. The caretaker turn out to be Carter Slade, the Ghost Rider who took the contract. He took the last ride accompanying Blaze to San Venganzas, the place to claim the souls, where Blackheart awaits.

The rest of it is purely predictable based on what I typed previously. In accounts, this movie isn't intending to go on the "mythos" aspect. Rather it's an action flick with a superhero + supernatural element. It is simple to understand cinema feature.

Design of Ghost Rider is simply a transition from print to screen. It's not exactly Johnny Blaze design more of an updated Dan Ketch. The Hellbike is more focused on with a remarkable transformation scene. Movie Ghost Rider had the penance stare, a move that used to be uniquely Dan's. Hellfire can change according to moods. This particularly showcase in the part where Ghost Rider stood before Roxanne.

Villian designs are fairly good except they were pretty predictable, especially in certain aspect. Meaning their weak points are fully open waiting for Ghost Rider to touch them. Mephistopheles is not considering a villian, more a plot device.

Mephistopheles is used rather than the Mephisto name. Perhaps it's enforce that it's really a Devil rather than a cosmic entity which went around getting "bargain" souls (he takes but he rarely pay up or in full). His alignment is strangely NOT EVIL at the moment. Perhaps a willingness to exploit him in detail for the next movie.

Eva Mendes's moments are brief and for a female friend to tell me, she's there only because to showcase her cleavage. In fact the acting are quite the norm, Mendes's part is like what she was in Hitch and there's nothing to TEST her acting genes.

Nicholas Cage is perhaps underacting due to a script that is....well..simple.

Do remember that the Rider rides again. The next movie should due '08 or '09. Typical of Avi Arad.