Watched

[DOA] Death or Alive

Question: Is a video game inspired movie any good???

Answer: Watch the movie. Like it or not, there's no point whining.

DOA isn't faithfully following the videogame. Which is why it's a better situation.
Corey Yuen probably asked the script writer to watch an 80's/90's HK action flick and show them his action pieces and asked them to write it that way. Who needs story when it's a popcorn flick. Sit back and relax. The video gaming otakus will probably complain anyway so why not just appeal to rest of America. I mean the rest of B-grade viewers.

With every fucktard wise guys to write twists and turns here and there, what's a better remedy to self than watching a straight to back ending???



Everything looks so wrong in DOA but it's not a bad movie when you don't concern with the purist thinking of the otaku. Loosen up man. In fact some people asked:

Why can't they cast AV chicks???They look tonnes better than Devon Aoki

My answer is a question, my friends, WTF why didn't Tecmo just commission an Cosplay AV instead???

Think about it.


Flushed Away

The story is simple but Flushed Away is entertaining watch.
Hmmmm.....why does it sounds like A GOOD YEAR????

Anyway they just love to dig at Hugh Jackman for doing Wolverine. There's a scene where Roddy had to decide which suit to wear. Elvis or Wolverine? LoL.

Slugs are the chief fillers for the movie and almost stole the whole show.

Time proving again that you really need something behind the main story to keep it from being too cold. It's a CGI movie thing I guess.